I know we have a strong Instagram and YouTube presence. But we *are* real people.

Get in touch!

Vitamix sales calls

We rely on people using our shopping links to purchase their Vitamix machines (and accessories).

Planning to buy through our site? If yes, feel free to set up a time to chat.

Click here to setup a 15-minute Vitamix sales call

Shoppers intending to buy through our site only, please.

Not the plan-ahead type?

Call us! We’re at 312-612-0499

Questions, requests, and feedback

Email us at hello@lifeisnoyoke.com. You may also use the form below.

The email address (and form above) go to both of our inboxes.

Want to email just one of us?

Shalva only: shalva@lifeisnoyoke.com

Lenny only: lenny@lifeisnoyoke.com

Media requests

Here’s our media page (with high resolution images etc).