Hello. Here’s the email I sent on Sunday to people on the list.
Since it has answers to “what have they been working on?” and the inevitable “where have they been the last couple weeks”, I’m going to publish it as a blog post (just like I did last quarter).
Here ya go.
Good morning, |:FIRST NAME:|
Few things for ya.
1) Fancy wedding cake smoothie. Here are the highlights:
No, this is not an everyday smoothie. But when you make it, your life is going to change forever.
2) Smoothie, wine, work: This recent instagram post was our most popular yet. A little behind-the-scenes of how we sometimes work.
3) FYI: It’s not too late to get your Vitamix CR Pro 500 for $249. It’s an incredible deal, one which dozens of people have already taken advantage of. Great time to grab one.
Okay, all for now. Have a nice week.
P.S. We are on break for the next couple of weeks. We will be back (and married) with a new recipe for ya on 9/18/16. Hugs.
P.P.S. While we’re away, you can find answers about the wedding, Vitamix, and general Life is NOYOKE right here.
Let’s get right to it: Shalva and I are getting married.
Not that we need a lifecycle event to justify taking a break from Life is NOYOKE. A quick break from work is something we do every quarter. (Last one was a staycation.)
But it’s finally happening. The wedding.
It seems like
forever ago yesterday that we had a tailgate to celebrate our engagement.
So while we’re away, here are a few resources that should help answer any questions you have.
Answers to your Vitamix-related questions
Which Vitamix should I buy? This article and interactive comparison tool should help. If it doesn’t, we’re happy to talk you through it all when we return.
I wish I had a Vitamix! You’re not alone. Fortunately, you can get one right now for $249 on Vitamix.com and $319 on Vitamix.ca. Best deal I’ve ever seen. Several friends and family have already taken advantage. So great.
How do I get my Vitamix Starter Kit while you’re away? Fill out this form to get it sent to you immediately (via Mailchimp).
Answers to your Life is NOYOKE-related questions
How do I lose five or ten more pounds? Well, start with breakfast. Make a smoothie or protein shake first thing in the morning. This series, Lean Body 101, might also help.
I have a question about the class I purchased, Vitamix 101. We handle all customer service by hand. Since that “we” is Shalva and me, you’ll need to wait until we return. If it’s an emergency, please email my developer email@example.com.
I have a question about one of your Vitamix recipes. Please leave a comment — someone from the community should answer in our absence. Otherwise, we’ll be back soon.
Answers to your Wedding-related questions
When’s the wedding? We’re getting married on Saturday September 3rd.
Where’s the wedding? It’s an outdoor ceremony in Minnesota, so hoping for the best, weather-wise. We’ve been pretty lucky so far, so thinking the hot-streak will continue or completely not at all. Nowhere in-between. Either way, it will be wonderful.
Is Lucy in the wedding? Yes. And she has her own song during the processional.
Other notable notes
We appreciate you.
We’ll miss you while we’re away.
And, we are looking forward to bringing you new and exciting things upon our return. Next new recipe will be in your inbox on September 18th.
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