And why we call ourselves “The Mom and Pop Vitamix Shop”
Hey there! We’re Shalva and Lenny Gale at LifeIsNoYoke and we sell the Vitamix machine as affiliate partners.
We’re kind of like the roadshow demonstrators. Except we’re all online.
How does that work?
People use our links to buy their Vitamix through us (instead of directly from us).
And to be sure Vitamix knows, people click LifeIsNoYoke Sent Me! just before checking out.
Then, some people go the extra mile and Notify Us of their order; it’s the only way we can check to see if we got credit.
You have many choices of links to use. Here’s why you should consider using ours.
Watch! (or read on…)
7 Touchy-Feely Reasons for Buying your Vitamix Through Life is NOYOKE
1) Our “why” matters.
We both left our corporate jobs to promote a healthy lifestyle. When you’re eating better, everybody wins.
2) We rely on you!
We don’t need much. We’re minimalists and not fancy.
But make no mistake: We we rely on each an every one of your orders.
3) We put ourselves out there.
You probably didn’t know we have a child with special needs.
4) We’re charitable!
We give what we can every month to a variety of causes.
5) You can shop local!
We’re the mom and pop shop in your pocket.
6) It costs you nothing!
It’s rare that buying consciously is not more expensive.
7) It feels really good.
At least, that’s what we’re told.
And while there are many blender affiliates out there, we are the only ones who only do the Vitamix. And we’ve been doing this since 2012.
But you need to look out for your best interest. So here are the tangible benefits of getting your Vitamix through us.
9 Tangible Benefits for Buying your Vitamix Through Life is NOYOKE
1) Buying direct
Straight from the assembly line to your door. No matter which you choose!
2) The best deals
We get the same deals as all other partners. That includes big-box retailers as well as blender review sites, blending blogs, and deal sites.
If you find a better price, let us know and we’ll beat it.
3) The best selection
Any model, any color or finish.
4) Personalized free sales consults
If you want to talk it out, we’ll jump on the phone with you. Seriously.
5) Friends and family support
Our friends and family ask us for help with their Vitamix. You’re now one of them.
6) Free recipe library
A few of our Vitamix recipes are pretty popular. All of them are plant-based.
7) Free video library
You should really check out our YouTube channel. 🙂
8) Free shipping
Never pay for shipping on any order big or small. Our links all have a promo code built in.
9) Free gift with purchase
For many this is unnecessary. But for some, our purchase bonuses tip the scale.
“How do you…?”
Have you heard of the Amazon affiliate program? It’s like that; Vitamix pays us a little commission when people make purchases with our links.
“You do this full time?”
Yes. We feel grateful every day to be doing this work.
“You going to do this forever?”
Hopefully! We don’t need much.
“Can I buy directly from you?”
You can buy directly through us by using our shopping links ?.
“Do you have a cookbook?”
Sure do: The Perfect Mix (It’s an eCookbook for now.)
“Are there other ways for me to support your work?”
Yes, here are a few.
“How did you get started with Vitamix?”
Lenny’s Vitamix story: I’d used egg white smoothies to lose weight and build muscle twice in my life. Once during high school for sports, and then again after college. During the latter transformation, I got my first Vitamix. It helped me step up my smoothie-making and culinary game, of course. But mostly, it made my healthy lifestyle stick. In 2011, when I was preparing to take the leap from Big Consulting and make health and wellness my work, I learned about an opportunity to join the Vitamix affiliate program.
Shalva’s story: Lenny left a Vitamix on my counter when we began dating. I put down my IO psychology career to work on Life is NOYKE full time in 2016.
“Who are you?”
We are DIY introverts who left the corporate world to find joy and purpose with our work.
“Are you vegans?”
I am, she is not. We keep a plant-based kitchen; no animal products at all. But we eat without rules or judgment outside the home.
“What does Life is NOYOKE mean?”
Pronounced no-yolk, noyoke was originally wordplay. Think egg whites. They’re often used by people early in their healthy lifestyle journey. “Egg white omelet, please!” It’s this idea of small steps in the right direction that remains the core ethos behind Life is NOYOKE. Today, we use the Vitamix as a means to that end.
For more about our work, food philosophy, and story listen to our conversation about the Vitamix machine with The Plant Trainers Podcast.