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Contact the team @lifeisnoyoke

Last Updated: February 18, 2021 | by Lenny Gale

Yes, we have a strong Instagram and YouTube presence. But we *are* real people.

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Shalva Gale – Mom

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Lenny Gale – Pop

Sam Diamond – Brother

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Did you already buy through us? Please email or text or call us ASAP; you are our priority. šŸ™šŸ¼

Vitamix sales calls

We rely on people using our shopping links to purchase their Vitamix machines (and accessories).

Planning to buy through our site? If yes, feel free to either schedule a call, text us, or leave us a voicemail.

Schedule a call:

Click here to setup a 15-minute Vitamix sales call with us.

Shoppers intending to buy through our site only, please.

Not the plan-ahead type?

Text us:

Text us at 312-612-0499

We do our best to return texts within 24 hours.

Leave a voicemail:

Call us at 312-612-0499

We do our best to return voicemails within 24 hours. If we’re free when you call, we’ll answer!

Hours:

We work full days, but have morning office hours for customers.

During those hours, we do our best to answer calls and texts as quickly as possible. If we’re unavailable, we’ll get back to you within 24 hours.

Monday – Friday
9AM CST – 1PM CST

Of course, feel free to send us an email, too.

Questions, requests, and feedback

Email us atĀ hello@lifeisnoyoke.com. We’ll get back to you within one business day.

You may also use the form below.

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Mailing address

2751 Hennepin Ave S.
#708
Minneapolis, MN 55408

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