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10 Smoothie Commandments

September 22, 2018

10 smoothie commandments hamilton parody by Lenny Gale of Life is NOYOKE.

Hey, quick video that should be helpful or enjoyable. Or both! I hope you watch and share. Watch: 10 SMOOTHIE COMMANDMENTS (Hamilton Musical Parody) Hit Read More »»

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The USA Bought a Ninja

November 9, 2016

Lenny and Shalva Gale hugging in background of two smoothies and a Vitamix.

My wife said no. Life is NOYOKE is a Vitamix blog and “not a place for your political opinions.” But after last night’s historic 2016 Read More »»

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26 Signs You Are a Vitamix Owner

October 16, 2013

Vitamix Owner Admiring their Vitamix

Any Vitamix owner will tell you: They’re obsessed. Their Vitamix is not just a complete culinary system. It’s not just a blender, juicer, and food Read More »»

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