The Life is NOYOKE Buying Experience
Why buy your Vitamix through Life is NOYOKE?
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Free 60-Day Returns
Put it to use for a month and then take another month to mull it over. If you’re not completely satisfied after 60 days, you can send it back for a full refund, no questions asked. Vitamix will even pay to ship it back.
100 Meals Provided!
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VIP Support
Enjoy world class support from Life is NOYOKE. In addition to our publicly available Blending Academy, all purchases unlock access to our Vitamix Companion Kit to learn at your pace your way. You’ll get resources designed to help you make the most of your new blender and build healthy habits that last. With printable booklets, video classes, ebooks, and more, you’ll learn how to use your Vitamix to achieve your wellness goals and make delicious, nutritious meals with ease
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Flexible Payment Options
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Automatic Warranty Registration
We’ll register the manufacturer’s warranty on your machine for you. Just enjoy and know it’s there for you if you need it.
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The Experts
Enjoy our carefully curated selection of the very best products for every buyer. Take back your time because we’ve done the research for you.
A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
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A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
Our Links
A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
Our Links
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
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$100 off!
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
Our Links
$100 off!
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
Our Links
$100 off!
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
Awesome value
64-ounce container
5-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
All-tactile controls
Great value
Reasons to not buy
You want the full 10-year warranty.
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Tactile controls with a digital timer. Full Ascent compatibility.
Awesome value
64-ounce container
5-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
All-tactile controls
Great value
Reasons to not buy
You want the full 10-year warranty.
Our Links
Tactile controls with a digital timer. Full Ascent compatibility.
Awesome value
64-ounce container
5-year full warranty
Reasons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
All-tactile controls
Great value
Reasons to not buy
You want the full 10-year warranty.
Our Links
Tactile controls with a digital timer. Full Ascent compatibility.
Awesome value
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
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A powerful reconditioned Classic.
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
Our Links
Awesome value
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
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Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
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Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
Our Links
Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
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Then if you want…
Notify Us of your order (so that we can be sure we got credit for your purchase). It’s the only way we know you ordered through us! Then we’ll send you a code to get our Starter Kit.
As a reminder, here’s our guarantee: Buy a Vitamix through Life Is No Yoke and if you have any regrets at all, we’ll facilitate a return for you and you can keep our Starter Kit (sells for $100), no questions asked.
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Shalva and Lenny Gale
PS. Best place to figure out what to get is on our Vitamix Comparison page.
PPS. Make sure you get the timing right by following our Vitamix Deals calendar.
PPPS. Here’s a very silly song about all this called Please Don’t Forget It