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Welcome to the Life is NOYOKE Insider’s Vitamix Deal Page. Below you’ll find exclusive, limited-time, limited quantity Vitamix deals.
So if you want to (finally!) get a Vitamix for cheap, pick one of these.
Most offers are only available if you buy directly from the manufacturer. Links to buy Direct have our free shipping promo codes built in!
For help picking, visit our Vitamix model comparison page or contact us. 🙂
Whichever one you get, consider adding this Red Spatula (newly discovered as the best under blade scraper) to your cart before you checkout. They’re a no-brainer price and are delightfully helpful.
Oh yeah! Be sure to notify us that you got your Vitamix through Life Is No Yoke’s links. We’ll make sure you’re well taken care of and send code for $100 off the Vitamix Starter Kit.
👋🏽 Our Guarantee: Buy a Vitamix through Life Is No Yoke and if you have any regrets at all, we’ll facilitate a return for you and you can keep our Starter Kit (sells for $100), no questions asked. How to buy through us.
We update this page regularly, so check back for the most current and best Vitamix deals.
FYI: Get notified as soon as deals become available via our mailing list: Keep me updated!
We’ve done thousands of one-on-one sales consults for people picking a Vitamix. Life is NOYOKE’s been our full-time job for over ten years. We’re affiliate partners, but we’re independent. Because we’re good at this, we have a seat at the table at Vitamix headquarters. But since we aren’t employees, we get to tell it like it is. Nobody uses a Vitamix at home more than us. This is our livelihood and our lifestyle. We both spent time in the corporate world but left that behind to make health and wellness our work. We changed our lives with the help of a Vitamix blender, and we’re dedicated to helping others do the same. Almost every Vitamix model goes on sale at some point. Here’s when to get the one you want. For more detailed timing, feel free to email us and we may have more info for you. 👍 Key: Last updated: September 18, 2023 SMART SYSTEM Related: Here’s help deciding between the Recon A2500 and Recon V1200 CLASSIC ACCESSORIES Universal accessories Smart System accessories Classic Accessories Updated: September 18, 2023. We are now only allowed to publish Vitamix deals specifics just 24 hours before they go live. If you’d like specifics about a particular model and deals coming up, sign up to get email updates and we may be able to provide some insight outside of this public forum. You can also get a sense of whether prices are going lower this year by looking at the buy now / wait list. Here’s what’s on the calendar right now. How to get: Follow the link above. You’ll get an email with a unique code for $25 off, 24 hours later. Yes, you should be able to use the special code *and* buy through links from this site. 🙏🏼 Note: This list is separate from Life is NOYOKE’s deals list. A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle – $699 (C$899) How to get that price: Following a link from this site *and then* add to cart! Limited time offer; while supplies last. This purchase qualifies for a free license to our Vitamix Starter Kit. Just look for 06-NOYOKE at checkout so you can notify us of your order. Recon Explorian with Programs – $249 (C$349) How to get: Following a link from this site *and then* add to cart! Limited time offer; while supplies last. This purchase qualifies for a free license to our Starter Kit. Just look for 06-NOYOKE at checkout so you can notify us of your order. Vitamix newsletter sign-up bribe Ends: tbd 💰 *Discount will show up in your email inbox 24 hours after following a link from this site. A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle! In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce container, Blue 48-ounce container, tamper, cookbook. Ends: (limited time) 💰 *Discounts show up *in-cart* after following a link from this site! Reconditioned Explorian with Programs In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce wide container, tamper, cookbook. Ends: Limited time (or while supplies last) 💰 *Discounts show up *in-cart* after following a link from this site! A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen! In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce container, S2 tamper, Food Processor SELF-DETECT base, 12-cup work bowl, work bowl lid, 2 food pushers, 2 reversible slice/shred discs, 1 multi-use blade, disc storage case, 1 julienne disc, 1 veggie stick disc, 1 stack and store extender, food processor recipe booklet, Simply Blending cookbook. Ended Join our Keep Me Updated list to get notified of future deals like this. Vitamix newsletter sign-up bribe Ends: tbd 💰 *Discount will show up in your email inbox after following a link from this site. A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle! In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce container, Blue 48-ounce container, tamper, cookbook. Ends: (limited time) 💰 *Discounts show up *in-cart* after following a link from this site! Reconditioned Explorian with Programs In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce wide container, tamper, cookbook. Ends: Limited time (or while supplies last) 💰 *Discounts show up *in-cart* after following a link from this site! A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen! In the box: Vitamix machine, 64-ounce container, S2 tamper, Food Processor SELF-DETECT base, 12-cup work bowl, work bowl lid, 2 food pushers, 2 reversible slice/shred discs, 1 multi-use blade, disc storage case, 1 julienne disc, 1 veggie stick disc, 1 stack and store extender, food processor recipe booklet, Simply Blending cookbook. Ended Join our Keep Me Updated list to get notified of future deals like this. *** Thanks for shopping through our site. We appreciate it. Get notified as soon as deals become available via our mailing list: Keep me updated!Why you should trust us
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Vitamix Promo Schedule and Calendar 2023
ALL ORDERS: Extra $25 off with special newsletter signup
Join Vitamix’s email list and get a unique code for $25 off your first order.IN-CART SPECIAL: $100 off A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle!
IN-CART SPECIAL: $100 off Reconditioned Explorian with Programs!
USA Vitamix Deals
ALL ORDERS: Extra $25 off with newsletter signup!
$25 off!
†Feel free to notify us that you ordered through a link on our site and we’ll send you our Starter Kit👍AFFILIATE EXCLUSIVE: $100 off A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle (in-cart)!
$100 off through this site (in-cart)!
10-year full warranty
†Feel free to notify us of your order and we’ll send you our Starter Kit and make sure you’re well taken care of 👍AFFILIATE EXCLUSIVE: $100 off Recon Explorian with Programs (in-cart)!
$100 off through this site (in-cart)!
5-year full warranty
†Feel free to notify us of your order and we’ll send you our Starter Kit and make sure you’re well taken care of 👍EXPIRED: $100 off A3500 Gourmet Kitchen Bundle!
$100 off!
10-year full warrantyCanada Vitamix Deals
ALL ORDERS: Extra $25 off with newsletter sign-up!
$25 off!
†Feel free to notify us that you ordered through a link on our site and we’ll send you our Starter Kit👍AFFILIATE EXCLUSIVE: $100 off A3500 Food Sensitivity Bundle (in-cart)!
$100 off through this site (in-cart)!
10-year full warranty
†Feel free to notify us of your order and we’ll send you our Starter Kit and make sure you’re well taken care of 👍AFFILIATE EXCLUSIVE: $100 off Recon Explorian with Programs (in-cart)!
$100 off through this site (in-cart)!
5-year full warranty
†Feel free to notify us of your order and we’ll send you our Starter Kit and make sure you’re well taken care of 👍EXPIRED: $100 off the A3500 Gourmet Kitchen Bundle!
$100 off!
10-year full warranty