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Holiday Shopping Guide (Black Friday FAQ, too!)
Here’s the scoop with Vitamix Holiday Sale (plus what we can share about Black Friday).
Ascent X Series is here!
Here’s the Ascent X Series in-depth review featuring insights that are outside of the marketing materials. Inside, you’ll find video reviews:
X2 video: Vitamix Ascent X2 Review: You’re gonna want two!
X5 video: Vitamix Ascent X5 Review: 18 Things You Should Know!
A3500 vs X-Series video: Vitamix A3500 vs Ascent X Series: Is Newer REALLY Better?
Ascent X Series In a Nutshell
Top of the line
Reasons to buy:
10 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don’t want the five extra programs
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
Top of the line
Reasons to buy:
10 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don’t want the five extra programs
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
Top of the line
Reasons to buy:
10 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don’t want the five extra programs
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
High-end
Reasons to buy
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you’d prefer all tactile controls like the X2
Our Links
High-end
Reasons to buy
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you’d prefer all tactile controls like the X2
Our Links
High-end
Reasons to buy
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Tamper indicator
+15 second button
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you’d prefer all tactile controls like the X2
Our Links
Familiar interface
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want the features in the X4 or X5
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Familiar interface
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want the features in the X4 or X5
Our Links
Familiar interface
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Touchscreen
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want the features in the X4 or X5
Our Links
All-tactile controls
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want a higher-end model
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
All-tactile controls
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want a higher-end model
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
All-tactile controls
Reasons to buy
3 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment Compatible
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want a higher-end model
Our Links
Video: See it in action!
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Shop The Best Vitamix Blenders
Discover the perfect Vitamix blender for your kitchen from our curated selection below, or dive into our comprehensive Vitamix Buyer’s Hub for expert guidance and tailored recommendations to find your ideal match.
A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
Our Links
A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
Our Links
A3500 Deluxe SmartPrep Kitchen
High-end, all-in
Go all-in and get an A3500 bundled with a Food Processor Attachment and a bonus 48-ounce container.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment included
48-ounce container included
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you don't have the kitchen space for the two additional accessories/
Our Links
A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
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A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
Our Links
A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
Our Links
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
easons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
Our Links
Get an A3500 with a 48-ounce stainless steel container instead of the low-profile 64-ounce.
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
easons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
Our Links
Get an A3500 with a 48-ounce stainless steel container instead of the low-profile 64-ounce.
High-end, small
48-ounce Stainless Steel container
10-year full warranty
easons to buy
FPA compatible
Programs
Programmable timer
Best price we’ve seen
Reasons to not buy
You have more than two people at home
Our Links
Get an A3500 with a 48-ounce stainless steel container instead of the low-profile 64-ounce.
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500 with gold accents.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
$100 off while supplies last
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
$100 off while supplies last
High-end, minimalist
Get an A3500.
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
Reasons to buy:
5 recipe programs
Self-Cleaning program
Food Processor Attachment compatible
Kitchen design matches
Touchscreen
Stainless steel finish
Recipe book
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you'd be better with an X-Series's standard-issue 48-ounce container
$100 off while supplies last
Awesome value
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
Our Links
A powerful reconditioned Classic.
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
Our Links
Awesome value
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
Reasons to buy:
You were told this is the one you should get but want to save a bit
Reasons not to buy
Incompatible with the FPA
20" tall
Our Links
Tactile controls
Entry-level with Ascent compatibility.
Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
Our Links
Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
Our Links
Awesome value
The no-frills Vitamix with a low-profile, narrow-bodied container.
Reasons to buy:
Budget friendly
New
Reasons not to buy
Maybe you want one that's not so loud
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