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Home »» Blog »» 5 Good Things – August 26th, 2017

5 Good Things – August 26th, 2017

August 26, 2017 by: Lenny Gale

How to Get the Brightest Blends, plus Black Forest Ice Cream, Peach Pie Smoothie, Acai Bowls, and More!

Hi! Here’s what’s new, exciting, and thought provoking from our Life is NOYOKE world.

(This is the online version of our weekly email newsletter, 5 Good Things. To get it delivered to your inbox on Saturdays, you can subscribe right here.)

1. New blog posts, site updates, and other things we’re proud to be sharing

Good morning from Minneapolis!

Remember grade school art class?

  • Primary colors.
  • Secondary colors.
  • Complementary colors, when mixed turns a lovely shade of brown? ?

Well, same holds true for your blends.

White Vitamix A3500 with bloody mary ingredients.

At first glance, you’d think this bunch of bloody mary mix ingredients would yield something gorgeous. Nope.

Red mixed with green equals vomit!

Why is this? Think about mixing all three primary colors, red, blue, and yellow together in equal amounts. Well, that’s essentially what you’re doing when you mix a secondary color, purple, orange, or green with the primary color that didn’t “birth” it, yellow, blue, and red, respectively.

And that’s why we keep lemon peels out of purple shakes. And blueberries out of mango smoothies. And strawberries out of green smoothies.

So why we thought it would be a good idea to blend celery and parsley with a dozen tomatoes? No clue.

We’ll try again next week.

But it’s a good lesson to keep in mind when free-styling your blends, especially when you have picky eaters.

Okay, onto the recipes!

2. New recipes we’re enjoying

Black forest ice cream. For someone special, this ice cream is just that.

Vegan black forest ice cream made with a spoon made in our Vitamix.

+ Acai bowls. This was an impromptu add-in this week, so we’re working with cell phone pics. But this recipe post has the low-down the trendy (still?) superfood deliciousness.

Acai bowl made in our Vitamix.

3. Classic recipes we’re re-showcasing

Peach pie smoothie. Simple and delish.

Peach pie smoothie from Life is NOYOKE.

4. Vitamix news and updates we’re enjoying

Wow, so many deals and product launch updates this week.

Now through 9/10/17, save $70 on Ascent Series and $120 on the CR Pro 750 and CR 780.

+ Been looking for a smaller (but not 8 or 20-ounce) container for your Ascent? 48-ounce, narrow-bodied containers, both wet and dry, great for small batches of frozen dessert, nut butters, and flours, will be available on 9/1. (FWIW, the “wet” version can do almost everything the “dry” can, but not the other way around. For more info, here’s a primer on the Dry Grains container.)

+ Planning to buy through us? Please use a → link to vitamix.com from this site and look for (06-NOYOKE) in the promotion code box to ensure we get credit. Thanks!

+ Here’s the YouTube vid showing the, pictured above, all-white A3500. (Special appearances and a PSA from Lucy about Black Dog Syndrome.)

Thank you from the Life is NOYOKE family Lenny, Shalva and Lucy.
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5. Articles, posts, and products from around the web we’re thinking about

Any NBA fans out there? Jahlil Okafor Reportedly Loses 20 Pounds with ‘Mostly Vegan’ Diet

Okay, all for now.

Thanks and good things,
Shalva and Lenny

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Shalva and Lenny at Lake Calhoun in 2017.

 

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