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Grapefruit Margaritas

February 19, 2015 Jump to Recipe | Pin Recipe Print Recipe

A Fun Night Awaits With These Grapefruit Margaritas

Last Updated August 18, 2023

I knew they’d be good.

But I didn’t know they’d be THIS good.

They were originally a demo recipe in my Ninja vs Vitamix video.

Now, they’re an official member of the NOYOKE family.

What makes these grapefruit margaritas so great?

Well, every time we’ve made ’em, we’ve had a fun night. Nights so fun that we forget to take pictures!

(Actually, one picture surfaced from the last frozen marg session)

The only evidence from the night we made grapefruit margs. Lucy looks like she has had a few.

A photo posted by Lenny Gale (@lennygale) on Feb 18, 2015 at 5:09pm PST

That’s all the proof I have that they’re a huge hit. Alas, I’ll have to use my words to describe their awesomeness.

Update 12/21/17: Here’s a quick little video from one of our last weekends in Chicago.

The Best Margaritas I've Ever Had

Some people like frozen margaritas.

My brother-in-law, James? Absolutely.

My buddy Nate? Any boozy snow cone will do.

Me?

I normally prefer my tequila on the rocks.

But THESE frozen margaritas? These grapefruit frozen margaritas?

Wow!

These babies are:

  • Loaded with flavor.
  • Loaded with booze.
  • And as a bonus, have all sorts of vitamins and nutrients from a whole (peeled, of course) grapefruit.

Premixed margaritas? Feh.

Never again.

And the buzz these babies get you?

Perfection.

Here you go, my friends. Grapefruit Frozen Margaritas.

Enjoy.

Recipe

Grapefruit Margaritas

Grapefruit Margaritas

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  • Yield: 6 big margs
  • You're needed for: 5 minutes
  • Until it's done: 5 minutes
  • Lenny Gale

Grapefruit Margaritas from heaven.

Ingredients:

  • water - 1/4 cup
  • tequila - 6 oz
  • triple sec - 2 oz
  • grapefruit - 1 whole, peeled
  • lime - 1 whole, peeled
  • lemon - 1 whole, peeled, seeded
  • ice - 6 cups
  • simple syrup (optional) - 1 teaspoon
  • Non-alcoholic version
  • grapefruit - 1 whole, peeled
  • lemon - 1 whole, peeled
  • limes - 2 whole, peeled
  • maple syrup (optional) - 2 Tablespoons
  • ice - 2 cups

Instructions:

STEPS:

  1. Place liquid ingredients in your blender.
  2. Then the fruit.
  3. Then rest.
  4. Blend for 45 seconds on HIGH speed.
  5. Serve.
  6. Be happy.

Useful tips for Grapefruit Margaritas

Making these margs is really straight forward. You DO NOT need a Vitamix (although they’re way better if you have one).

Hit play to see what I mean:

Serve with some homemade guacamole or at any Mexican-themed dinner.

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  1. Nate -

    February 19, 2015 @ 11:57 am

    Best frozen margaritas I’ve ever had!

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