The Cake Batter Smoothie Story
On my 28th birthday, my first since pursuing lifeisnoyoke.com full-time, I got countless variations of the following message: “Happy Birthday, Uncle Leo. Hope you’re enjoying a cake batter smoothie with lots of egg whites and almond milk.”
Then I got this one: “Idea: Birthday cake flavored noyolk smoothie…. you can make it happen. And then I will gladly eat it. A lot.” I can make it happen? Okay, I read The Secret!
Cup Cake Smoothie was too dainty. Birthday Cake Smoothie was too special–this thing should be enjoyed all year.
So, what about Cake Batter Smoothie? Done!
I Never Liked Cake as a Kid
Maybe it was the consistency. Maybe it was the lack of substance.
Maybe it was just foreshadowing. Here’s me over the years.
But this Cake Batter Smoothie is pretty awesome. Closest thing to cake that I will eat.
I’m having it right now. Will probably start making it daily.
Well, at least until this week is over.
Go make one for yourself and celebrate life.
Useful tips for Cake Batter Smoothie
Cake Batter Smoothie deliciousness. Have it daily.
- almond milk (vanilla) - 1 3/4 CUP
- vanilla extract - 1 TBSP
- honey - 2 TBSP
- raw oats - 1/4 CUP
- frozen banana - 1 WHOLE
- ice - 1 1/4 CUP
- (optional) flaxseed - 1 TBSP
- Get your blender.
- Add liquid ingredients, then the rest.
- Eat cake batter. Be happy.
NOTES: You can make this a NOYOKE Shake by substituting up to 1/2 the almond milk with liquid pasteurized egg whites.