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Pina Colada

August 18, 2023

Pina colada smoothie with green straw.

This pina colada recipe is a gem. So easy, so good. And it requires nothing abnormal. Just stuff you probably have already. Sip 'em like you're at the beach. Or spoon some like Italian ice. Just so good. Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale Leave a Comment

Lower Back Pain Relief Celery Juice

August 3, 2023

A tall glass of lower back pain relief celery juice from Life is NOYOKE.

30 days. Make this whole food celery juice in a blender every day for 30 days and you will get lower back pain relief. This… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 34 Comments

Peanut Butter and Jelly (PB&J) Shake

February 15, 2023

Purple-colored PB&J smoothie up close with a pink straw.

This PB&J smoothie full of protein is the absolute best for picky eaters. This is a go-to protein shake without banana. You'll love it! Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 6 Comments

Artichoke Dip

February 7, 2023

lifeisnoyokes artichoke dip

This is a hot, “cheesy”, gooey, artichoke dip you can make to share. And there’s a good chance it will be the best thing served.… Read More »»

Author: Shalva Gale 20 Comments

Lentil Soup

February 1, 2023

lentil soup

Lentil soup is definitely not sexy. In fact, it’s pretty ugly. But this easy, one-pot lentil soup recipe doesn’t need to be sexy. It’s just… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 14 Comments

The Pinkman

January 24, 2023

The Pinkman grapefruit smoothie served.

You know some things taste better on a hot summer day? Or after a workout? This grapefruit smoothie is one of those things. Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 6 Comments

Acai Bowl

May 7, 2021

vitamix acai bowls

Let’s get it out of the way. The mysterious super food berry called Acai is not spelled phonetically. If it was, it would be ah-psy-eee.… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 1 Comment

4-ingredient Mexican Sweet Potato Chorizo Soup

March 1, 2018

Sweet potato chorizo soup by Life is NOYOKE.

You guys. This sweet potato chorizo soup is one you need to add to your repertoire. The intersection of easy, quick and deliciousness is off… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 2 Comments

Green Juice

November 16, 2017

Green juice made in a Vitamix featured by Life is NOYOKE.

New and exciting! This recipe is part of our Vitamix diet plan: 1K30. Check it out! __ This green juice recipe? It’s got it all.… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 50 Comments

Guacamole

November 6, 2017

Vitamix guacamole featured by Life is NOYOKE.

You can make homemade guacamole by hand. Absolutely. But if you have a Vitamix, you can let it do the chopping for you and make a… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale

Thai Pumpkin Soup

October 27, 2017

Thai Pumpkin Soup from Life is NOYOKE.

This pumpkin soup is no ordinary meal. It’s packs a major flavor punch. And, beyond having to roast a pumpkin, it’s really easy to make!… Read More »»

Author: Shalva Gale 2 Comments

OMG Green Smoothie (nĂ©e Carolyne’s)

October 27, 2017

carolynes green smoothie bowl

New and exciting! This recipe is part of our new Printable Ebook: “7 Vitamix Recipes to Make First.” Check it out! Update: With the help of our… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 12 Comments

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