Get Instant Lower Back Pain Relief with this Green Juice
Make this whole food green juice in a blender every day for 30 days and you will get lower back pain relief.
This is our LBPR juice. And despite being little more than a placebo, it works.
Let me explain.
Why you should trust me
With advice on relieving your acute or chronic lower back pain? You shouldn’t. The only certification I ever received was a Certified Public Accountant (CPA) license. But here’s what’s important: I jump out of bed every morning at 5 AM eager to make things like this to help people like you. So despite not being a licensed medical professional (and therefore am only giving you ideas to discuss with your doctor), you can know that I am reasonably intelligent, hard-working, and passionate about helping people live the lifestyle they deserve.
Some background (and the truth about lower back pain)
Lower back pain is a bummer. No doubt.
But there are three important things you ought to remember about it:
1) Lower back pain is normal. It happens to everyone at some point in their lives.
2) Lower back pain is a message. Your body has unique ways of communicating to your mind. Acute pain is one of them.
3) You can fix lower back pain naturally. Yes, you can do this without any prescriptions (or deadly addictive pain-killers or confounding MRI’s).
More on number three in a second…
But first, we need to discuss something upsetting.
Big Pharma does not want to fix your lower back pain
Let’s say your lower back hurts. You probably want to go to your doctor, right?
In the past, here’s what would happen:
- You’d make an appointment with your doctor.
- You’d tell your doctor about your lower back pain.
- You’d request pain killers and tests to see what’s going on.
- Your doctor would write you a prescription for opioids and maybe order an MRI.
- You leave feeling better because pain killers feel good and now you have hope (for answers via MRI).
- Two weeks pass and you’re well on your way to a fun little opioid addiction and MRI results that raise more questions than provide answers.
All this is good for Big Pharma and not great for you. They sell their pills and MRI machines while you’re in a bit of a situation.
Does this all sound like Big Pharma is evil? Do they actually want your acute (or chronic) lower back pain to become chronic (or lifetime)?
You can decide for yourself.
In the meantime, here’s a note about physical activity while experiencing lower back pain.
Important Note: Normal Physical Activity Helps (doesn’t harm)
Once again, lower back pain is a real bummer. It might make you want to crawl up in bed and never get out.
But don’t do that.
Normal physical activity, like walking, actually helps provide lower back pain relief. It does not, contrary to common belief, cause further damage.
Strength and flexibility is really what your body is crying for.
Proceed with caution, of course.
But do proceed. Your body is asking for it.
(Note before moving on: You should not use this same advice for upper back spasms and neck pain. I’m pretty sure that’s your body’s way of saying “slow down, I need to rest and heal.” But again, I’m just a decently well read guy who’s in tune with his body and will need to rely upon medical professionals to comment below.)
Okay, let’s move on.
Today’s Physician’s Recommendations for Lower Back Pain: Find a Placebo
Like it or not, doctors are done prescribing pills and tests for your lower back pain. And the new guidelines from The American College of Physicians are fascinating:
They just want you to believe.
What does “wanting you to believe” mean?
You have to believe you will get better. You have to believe you can get lower back pain relief.
Side note: I spent way too many minutes trying to come up with something clever with the words believe and relieve. Alas, their proper conjugation makes it pretty difficult. “Embrace belief to find relief” is the best I could come up with.
What’s an easy way to believe?
Take a placebo.
That’s right. Even if you know it’s a placebo, you will still feel better than without taking it.
Okay, before we move on, let’s quickly recap. Lower back pain is normal and despite what Big Pharma wants, Doctors now recommend going back to daily activity with the conviction that you’ll get better (even if that is aided by someone giving you a placebo).
Your Prescription for Lower Back Pain Relief (from Life is NOYOKE)
Make this whole food green juice every morning for 30 days. Do not skip a dose and complete the entire 30 days.
Continue normal physical activity with caution (walking, etc). Optional: Do this this 10-minute yoga routine to the best of your ability, daily.
For best results, make this LBPR green juice in a Vitamix. (They’re the highest quality, most reliable, easiest to use smoothie makers (and all-in-one, chef-trusted appliance) you can buy. You can try one risk free for 30 days by going to vitamix.com via one of our links. They are all able to make the same quality smoothies and whole food juices (plus hot soups, nut butters, frozen desserts, etc). The higher the price, the more features, basically. We recommend the 5200, also available in Certified Reconditioned as best for getting started. The Ascent Series (our rundown and picks) are also great for upgrade picks.
4 ways this green juice will (actually) reduce inflammation
You know by now that this green juice is a placebo. A placebo that will give you lower back pain relief.
We keep saying this is a placebo to cover our butts, it’s silly, and yet, we know it will work.
But this juice’s core ingredients all have anti-inflammatory properties.
So to add to the placebo effect, this juice is actually a natural healer.
And most importantly, it’s delicious.
The lemon and ginger are great combo. And coconut/pineapple are also a classic flavor combo (think: pina colada).
The result: You can’t taste celery or spinach at all!
So, so good.
Go make one today! You will start to feel lower back pain relief by tomorrow.
An absolutely delicious, healing green juice that will give you lower back pain relief (because Life is NOYOKE says it will).
- coconut water - 11 oz (330 ml)
- ginger (peeled) - thumb sized knob
- celery - 2 full ribs (4 halves)
- lemon (peeled) - drink garnish size piece
- spinach - 1 cup (225 g)
- pineapple chunks (fresh or frozen) - 1 cup (165 g)
- ice - 4 cubes
- Wash a whole stalk of celery
- Chop each rib in half
- Put in tinfoil and refrigerate
- (Now tomorrow’s juice will be easier to make)
- Add all ingredients into Vitamix container
- Blend on high for 2 minutes
- Pour into glass
- Feel your back pain dissolve
Useful tips for Lower Back Pain Relief Juice (a delicious placebo)
If you don’t have coconut water, use plain water.
If you don’t have fresh ginger, use 1 tsp. (2.8 g) ground.
If you don’t have spinach, and leafy green will do.
After a few minutes, even if you use a Vitamix, your juice will separate a bit. Give it a stir if you want it all the same color.
If you don't like the texture of juice and would prefer a creamy, luscious smoothie, add a frozen banana or a handful of frozen mango.