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Home »» Recipe Index »» Smoothies and juices

Smoothies

Time of day doesn't matter. These smoothies are good as a meal replacement or post workout treat.

All natural and full of nutrients and protein, they're irresistibly delicious. Read how I've made these for years or try one of my favorites, the banana oatmeal.

Pina Colada

August 18, 2023

Pina colada smoothie with green straw.

This pina colada recipe is a gem. So easy, so good. And it requires nothing abnormal. Just stuff you probably have already. Sip 'em like you're at the beach. Or spoon some like Italian ice. Just so good. Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale Leave a Comment

Lower Back Pain Relief Celery Juice

August 3, 2023

A tall glass of lower back pain relief celery juice from Life is NOYOKE.

30 days. Make this whole food celery juice in a blender every day for 30 days and you will get lower back pain relief. This… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 38 Comments

Peanut Butter and Jelly (PB&J) Shake

February 15, 2023

Purple-colored PB&J smoothie up close with a pink straw.

This PB&J smoothie full of protein is the absolute best for picky eaters. This is a go-to protein shake without banana. You'll love it! Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 9 Comments

Invigorating Citrus Carrot Juice

January 25, 2023

Invigorating pineapple-based, citrus carrot juice served with slice of lemon.

Easy and tasty, this whole food carrot juice has pineapple for sweetness and lemon and ginger to make it pop. But let’s be honest: Here… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 10 Comments

The Pinkman

January 24, 2023

The Pinkman grapefruit smoothie served.

You know some things taste better on a hot summer day? Or after a workout? This grapefruit smoothie is one of those things. Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 7 Comments

Acai Bowl

May 7, 2021

vitamix acai bowls

Let’s get it out of the way. The mysterious super food berry called Acai is not spelled phonetically. If it was, it would be ah-psy-eee.… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 1 Comment

Green Juice

November 16, 2017

Green juice made in a Vitamix featured by Life is NOYOKE.

New and exciting! This recipe is part of our Vitamix diet plan: 1K30. Check it out! __ This green juice recipe? It’s got it all.… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 68 Comments

Cranberry Cocktail Starter

November 10, 2017

Cranberry Cocktail Starter featured by Life is NOYOKE.

This recipe is for a whole food juice that’s easily made in a Vitamix. It’s fresh, it’s flavorful, it’s just waiting for you to add… Read More »»

Author: Shalva Gale 2 Comments

Red Velvet Shake

November 3, 2017

Red velvet shake featured by Life is NOYOKE.

Got a birthday coming up? Ask someone that loves you to make you this milkshake. It’s got the classic red velvet flavor minus all of… Read More »»

Author: Shalva Gale 8 Comments

OMG Green Smoothie (nĂ©e Carolyne’s)

October 27, 2017

carolynes green smoothie bowl

New and exciting! This recipe is part of our new Printable Ebook: “7 Vitamix Recipes to Make First.” Check it out! Update: With the help of our… Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 16 Comments

Raspberry Lemonade Smoothie

September 22, 2017

Raspberry lemonade smoothie featured by Life is NOYOKE

A change of pace is nice, especially when you’re making a smoothie with protein powder. After a while, they all taste the same. We’re calling… Read More »»

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Apple Pie Smoothie

September 14, 2017

Apple pie smoothie by Life is NOYOKE.

Apple pie is an american favorite -- sweet, savory and tastes like home. Here's a new version, America! This is full of protein and a guilt-free opportunity to enjoy apple pie! Read More »»

Author: Lenny Gale 3 Comments

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