Mom Pop song

A song about our mom & pop Vitamix shop

We get a lot of emails from people saying they bought a Vitamix, but forgot to use our links. So we made this little song.

We had so much fun putting this together.

Hope you enjoy. 🙂

Shalva and Lenny Gale

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Recipes Featured in the Music Video

Here are links to the recipes shown in the “use our links” music video.

• Green juice
• Peanut sauce
• Cauliflower fried rice
• Creamy wild rice soup
• Vegan cheese (queso!)
• Tomato soup (fancy!)
• Ice cream (coconut!)
• Hot cocoa (raspberry!)
• Detox salad
• Banana bread (Grandma’s!)
• Almond butter
• Pancakes (fluffy, vegan!)
• Hula bites
• Acai bowl / smoothie bowl

Lyrics

This one’s for everyone out there who says, “Oh, sorry, yeah, I got a Vitamix but I forgot to use your link, though.”

No store front, just a Insta, YouTube, Reddit.

Oh, and an email list. Our grandma says she doesn’t get it.

You sell Vitamins? No, Grandma Vitamix.

Grab my cane. Wait, what’s the name?

Blender. Watch these baby tricks!

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

We’re green and lean, a tiny team, but sometimes we need printer inks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

US, UK, Canada, free shipping, be there in two blinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Be sure you go to notify. Our ebook has hot soups and drinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Life is NOYOKE dot come forward slash links!

Mom, pop. Mom, pop. Mom, pop Vitamix shop, yo.

Shalva Gale. Lenny Gale.

Mom, dad, mama, dada, Vitamix sale!

That corporate life: Skippin’ breakfast, out to lunch.

Sipping from the Keurig drippin’. What’s my calling? Got a hunch!

Drinking smoothies now. Making juice and vegan cheese.

The aching truth has cut me loose from handcuffs of advanced degrees!

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Help us to buy diapers. He’s a baby; hey, his but stinks!

Hey, use our links. Hey use our links.

US, UK, Canada free shipping be there in two blinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Be sure you go to notify. Our ebook has ice cream and drinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Life is NOYOKE dot com forward slash links.

Mom, pop. Mom, pop.

Mom, pop Vitamix shop, yo.

Shalva Gale. Lenny Gale.

Mom, dad, mama, dada, Vitamix sale!

We rely on you, dependent on your clicky-click.

Independent contractors, we self-insure in case we’re sick.

Wait! We don’t get sick.

Our kitchen is plant-based; no eggers.

Dude, I’m not vegan. That’s your vision.

I could be preggers.

Oh, man, yeah, use our links, go go go!

Okay, what else?

Come in our house you can see Target brand and secondhand and minimalist, not fancy.

We’re from the north, Minnesota, Twin Cities.

Don’t you know the winter’s cold?

Oh, yah, you betcha. Summer’s pretty!

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Help us buy our doggy food.

She’s a rescue. Her collar clinks?

Hey, use our links.

US, UK, Canada: free shipping, be there in two blinks!

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Be sure you go to notify. Banana bread and awesome drinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Life is NOYOKE dot com forward slash links.

Mom, pop. Mom, pop.

Mom, pop Vitamix shop, yo.

Shalva Gale. Lenny Gale.

Mom, dad, mama, dada, Vitamix sale!

Okay, I get it. I feel the feels, and that was fun.

I need a deal that’s really real; I’m looking out for number one.

We got your back, we’re priced at MAP. Minimum accepted price, in fact.

Same deals as Slick, ‘MeNot and Honey.

Free shipping links to save you money!

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Help me get some new headphones so the music and lyric…syncs.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

US, UK, Canada: free shipping, be there in two blinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Be sure you go to notify, our ebook has the best drinks.

Hey, use our links. Hey, use our links.

Life is NOYOKE dot com forward slash links.

Click, click. Add to cart.

Look for us. Green heart.

Shalva Gale. Lenny Gale.

Mom, dad, mama, dada, Vitamix sale!

Thank you in advance for using our links.

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